Hail Seitan: The Plant-Based Beast That’s Better Than a Quick Shag
Seitan delivers it like a pro in a gritty encounter. Steady, confident, and built to last. No extras needed. It’s flavour with follow-through. This isn’t the kind of food that […]
Love Letter to Alden Richards This World Oceans Day
Alden Richards. Half-naked, biting into a tuna sandwich like he’s billing me per hour. The tuna ad? Softcore porn, basically. Abs. Sweat. That look in his eyes—parang sinasabi niya, you […]